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Da owner had disappeared for one week...

She was down with sore throat, flu, and not feeling well.

Fret not, she's back people!!!    

Ann still suffer from flu. Beware of Influenza virus. Itz very powerful one. Don play play

 

 

Da line is still down as usual. Sigh.    

Complained. Authority apologised and promised to fix it. When? u ask. In no time.

Da network is so down and it takes ages to load website.

Ann have to keep clicking da reload tab like insane and keep f5-ing as well.

Wait patiently. With hope.

Failed to load. Never give up easily, remember?

Ann try over and over and over and over again. Like after 435243 attempts, hoping it to load properly.

Manatau, dis shows up pulak.

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Walao. Damn geram. Nevermind. Continue to F5. Don give a damn.

And after another 54524372326 attempts. At last. Finally. Eventually. SUCCESSFUL-ed.

*tears rolling in eyes*

Damn touched u know.

It took so much effort to load a freaking website.

N normally ann open at least 5 websites simultaneously.

Dat means ann gotta click (435243+54524372326)X 5. U do da maths la.

Click till annz fingers go numb man.

Can da someone in charge ask da someone who gonna fix this fast fast come ar?

How are we gonna do our work wo? We are those hardworking souls who don like to procrastinate work one u know.

We need to google Chua Soi Lek Sex Tape cheese production for our bip assignment.

And ann always receive expired messages in skype. Luckily no fungus.

Kiki said ann was kidnapped by aliens. =.=|||

 

 

Tests starts from next week.

One test on next Monday.

Two tests on next Wednesday.

One test on da week after's Monday.

And da last one is on da following day.

Then, da following day,

ann will be flying back to semenanjung for Chinese New Year celebration.

v(",)v

can u smell something sweet in da air?

No? how come?

*sniff harder*

Cant u smell CNY is coming mer? =)

Ann like CNY.

Cookies. Gatherings. Gamble. Camwhore. Show-off-new-dress-new-shoes-new-haircut. Bainians.

N da moistest important one is

ANGPAUSSS la...watt else??

*open eyes big big, pout, act cute*

aunties uncles, yimagujie, gonggongpopo, don be too kiamsiap with da angpaus can??(angpaus getting smaller and smaller already le, from 10 buckz to 5 and 2 now. How can liddis le? Must sponsor some for annz airfares ma. Ann will lurve u very da much one ok. *muakzzz*)

Ann wanna buy iPod, new handphone, new clothes, new dress, new bags, new heels, new...somanystuffsannwannabuyanddalistcangoonfordanexttenpagesdonplayplayok...er...can ann have a new slightly muscular hottie too? *blush*

--waken up from daydreaming—

 

 

Disclaimer: watt is written here are entirely da thoughts of da owner. She doesn't care if u agree or disagree with her. If this is not your cup of tea, Alt-F4 it and farkoff. If u like watt she writes, *shakehands*, u are welcome to stay. And if are below 18, you may leave now too. This is a 18sx one. You have been warned.

 

 

As u may seen or heard, some jokers designed graffiti.

Maybe they think da buildings are too dull to their likings and they gave them a makeover, for free.

End results: Farks. Not only one fark ok. Got a few more farks scattered on da walls and da road.

And they farked one particular person.

And and they chose a place where exposure is freakingly high one. well done.

No one donno about it now. Datz watt u want right? U wanna siasui her right? congrats. My ass-la.

Ooi,

Manyak mempersiasuikan u know.

Ann know many people don agree with her doings. So do ann. Ann don really like her too.

Because her speech always very da loong. Because she is ajiajo. Because she likes to spotcheck us. Because she is simply annoying.

Don u think this is too much?

Farked her, through your so-called graffiti, in public some more.

Free publicity of prostitution service some more. Dirt cheap one some more. Cheaper than Geylang one some more.     

Doing stuff liddis is very very very very da irresponsible and absurd and idiotic and ridiculous and cowardly and no-balls-ly and no-bird-ly also.

U betta pray hard, harder, hardest dat no one find u out. Wish ya da bestest of luck. wtf

 

    

ann wonder hor,

any outsider saw it?

Watt would they think about us ar?(padahal, those black sheep should be da ones to blame)

Not dat ann wanna be da pet or trying to defence da-one-ann-also-not-very-like-one. Just dat, fark someone in public, is somehow, inappropriate, immoral, unethical. Itz against da laws u know. Even holding hands can get summons le. Watt more farking right? And u did it so violently because you are a s&m lurver wtf. And u did it against her will. Itu
sama
dengan
merogol
lu tahu?

Dial 999. Call da police now.

How is she gonna face da world? Dis will surely leave a impaired effect on her. Mentally.

--18sx--     

How she felt inside is like,

Wheneve u pee, seeing others' standard-sized cock, u look down at yours, watt u see is only a tiny lil' bird. U felt so ashamed dat u zip up n left n constraining from peeing.

And yours are just ping pongs compared to kennysia's coconuts.     

And da most pathetic one is,

Your lil' tweety bird is so hopelessly weak dat erection only lasts for 5seconds. Pathetic enough. Even blowjob also cant help. Tsk tsk tsk. And your gal will dump you because you can no longer satisfy her desire. And before she leave, ' you are hopelessly useless, i can see no reason why da heck u are still alive, a man who cant stand is not a man anymore, she blurts out before leaving.

How would u feel if u are da one up there havin da lil' tweety bird one? Or u actually own one?

--end of 18sx—

 

 

We as educated adults young adults, should have da ability to think AND act rationally already right?

O wait a minute,

Jokers, watt u guyz get for your moral in SPM ar?

Izzit an A?

No wonder la, people says dat those who get A hor, tidak bermoral ones. Raise hands, legs, and umbrella. Agree 200% with dat.

*sour grapes*

 

 

Back.    

Use your head to think la. (famous quotation of miss tan.)

Think before u fark la wtf.

Bu shuang ar? Voice out then. U are man with balls ok.

Watt? No balls?

Like ann la. Blog it.

 

This week is not a good week. Because two things happened.

 

N dat one above was only an tiny incident if compared to da one below.

A real accident happened.

Someone is severely injured. One right hand broken and left thighbone broken. Omfg.

This happened at an intersection,

A gal was on a bike and she was heading straight.

And da farking si kancil banged her. Because da farking si kancil cant differentiate between brake n accelerator paddle. Da farking si kancil wanna stop one, but da si kancil farkingly accidentally went on n lapyao (da act of accelerating).

And voila boom!!!

And da gal ended up beneath of da si kancil wtf.

And da si kancil is stil fat fat white white wtf.

And da innocent-who-berhati-hati-di-jalanraya one lost her two precious limbs.

BASTARDASSHOLEBITCH.

Yala yala. Everybody sure will make mistake one as no one is perfect. And yala yala. People will learn from mistake. And yala yala. Have to forgive people because people already insaf.

But hor, dat is not a people wo. Da same thing applies to animal also?

Ok then. Si kancil, hope u already insaf. And u betta don drive anymore. So that hor, no more accidentally will happen and no one will go beneath u and no one will break their arm and thighbone. Because, prevent is much betta then cure. And u betta fast fast go and burn your licence(yours was bribed back right? Because si kancil cant drive one wo) before da cid come and catch u and bring u back to da zoo Negara.

 

 

Ann narrated as if ann saw da whole process liddat.

Nola. Ann wasn't on da spot. Got da info from trustable sources. Thanz.

 

 

*Inhale**exhale**inhale**exhale*

 

 

So,

u don like watt u have read. Find it too harsh and aggressive to be digested? Drink eno then.

Again, da owner don need u to see eye to eye with her because da owner has da right to speak out her mind because here is AntzWorLd and she says don play play wo and she is trying to be opinionated because she is already twenty one and she is big enough and qualified to speak like a real young adult.

*sniff sniff*

 

 

Note: No animal is murdered while blogging.

 

 

The end.

Can go continue with those shitty notes already.

Total words written: 1437. Not bad. Ann is good in writing craps. *sniff*