Showing posts with label Pissed Off. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pissed Off. Show all posts

Friday, October 26, 2007

Sueyness


Warning:

Dis is an overfark-ed post.

Don wanna see fark??

Farkoff then.




Today,

Most likely da sueyest day for annz n keiz, by far.

Fark.




Da suey don just happened once u know.

Came in berturut-turut lagi.

Farker.




Those incident happened liddis.

First,

K&A went to KSR dis morning to laminate stuffs.

Went there,

Da laminator plug don match with da socket.

Ask da staffs there,

Was told da soket kena pinjam by HEP.

Dammit.

Went all da way to KSR cant do anything.

OK. Fine.




On da way back,

It rained.

N we hung our clothes outside.

Fark.

We ran back like mad dogs.

Fark.

Ok. Fine.




Noon time,

We thought of going to library to do da laminating.

Went to food court to have our lunch first.

So far so good.

ONLY TWO INCIDENTS HAPPENED.




After lunch,

We wanna walk to library.

Took out da umbrella,

Open it,

Da umbrella center sticks came out (as shown below).

Da stick should be glued to da center point(?)


Dammit.


We walked to da library under da stupid hot sun.

Dis is da third suey incidents.




Walked to library,

Then realized dat library was closed.

Fark.

Wanna ding all da librarians' lungs la.

WTF.

Dis is da forth suey incidents.




Watt to do??

Went to ICT to zzz for awhile.

2pm den gonna walk to KK1.




Just out from ICT.

To tambah our sueyness,

It rained.

N both of us were without umbrella.

Suey till donno watt da fark to say.

Dis is da fifth suey incidents.

Dammit.




At last before going back to annz room,

Ann told kei dat,

Letz all da suey stops here.




U say la

How can one be so suey one.

Suey Shan (衰神) u fark off far far all da way to Holland ok.

Bastard.




Maybe we shall pray more…

Now ann listening to Da Bei Zhou la…

Amithaba.

Dammit.




We really need some medications to recover from all da suey incidents dat occurred.

We went to mum dis.




Third Cornetton in a week.



Damn nice can.


Satisfied.

Lurve in every bite. How can u not lurve it huh??





So, now ann declare,

Da end of suey day ok.

Suey Shan, don come near ann…




So, u think ann not suey enough izzit??

Suey Shan will haunt u tonight.

Farku.




Wednesday, October 24, 2007

A Mixed Feeling Post


Today ann is a heppie gal (ann is still underage ok).

Yaya.




Had fun chatting with buddies in kk2.

Like yamcha-ed in mamak stall.

We chatted crapz for freakin’ 3hours.

OMFG.

Donno guyz also can be so chatty huh.

Ann laughed till annz jaw wanna drop.

Damn punny la them.

Oya,

Thanz L&L for da cornetto.

Ann mum-mum-ed two ais cream berturut-turut for two dayz.

OMFG.

How to lose weight u say la.




Saw dis in T.Tingz skypez message.

Thanz for da title.

Ann really enjoy blogging.

Ann take dis as a compliment ar…



Speaking of skype.

Lately someone keep calling ann.


Damn farking annoying can.

WTF.

Whenever someone call ann,

Annz lappie would like hang himself up for few seconds.

WTF.

STOP CALLING ANN, U IDIOT !!!

ANN DON HAVE A MIC, U IDIOT !!!

CANT U UNDERSTAND ENGLISH, U IDIOT !!!

FARKOFF OK.

WTF.




Damn tired today.

Wanna zzz already.



(Kei u can leave now...)



Speaking of zzz,

Annz roommate told ann,

Something strange happened, again.

A necklace dat annz roommate used to put on her neck was found mysteriously beside her pillow da nex morning.

WTF??

Maybe da necklace accidentally fell out…

But hor, annz roommate got long curly hair wo.

If da necklace wanna fall out itself,

Damn hard can.

It gotta pass through thousands strands of curlies before it could escape itself n laid peacefully beside da pillow.

WTF.

Tell ann how u gonna explain dis la.

Ann shall on Da Bei Zou n fark those whatevertheyare away.

WTF.





Met someone ann don see for one month.

Missed someone right after ann left.

Thanz someone for accompanying ann.

*Muakz*



Monday, October 22, 2007

Hokkien Songs

If u are Hokkien lang ( like *cough* petit *sniff*)hor,

Very da sorry la.

Ann just simply cant stand liao.

Ann must voice dis shit out.

If not ann cant zzz man.

Dammit.

U just have to bear with ann,

If u wanna continue on dis shit.




Ann really think dat

Hokkien Songs are

FARKIN bu seng.

Ann knew there are some really nice one out there,

But donno WHY,

Ann just simply DON LIKE Hokkien Songs.




Last time,

Andy Lau sang da donno watt zhi ban nin .

Now hor,

More n more artists, let it be Singaporean or Malaysian.

Ann didn’t expect JJ also sings Hokkien songs.

Click here to download.

OMFG.

How could dat be right??

But datz farkin true ok.




One day,

So happened dat ann went up.

So happened dat kei was listening to his new song.

So happened dat ann heard it.

Da first thing ann asked kei was,

Are u listening to Buddha songs ar?

OMFG.

Really cant tahan le.

Even Yanzi n LeeHom are doing dat.

Singing Hokkien songs

*fainted*

To listen click on them - Yanzi & LeeHom




Ann knew Taiwan is a potential market.

Ann knew to enter da potential market,

Artists gotta ‘po’ those Taiwanese by singing in their lingo.

Ann knew they do dis for $$$.

Ann knew it very well dat artists are actually forced to do it.

Ann knew it very well too not to blame artists as they are just like dog lietening to their managers.

Dammit.




Ann knew they are nuthin wrong.

Ann just farkin cant tahan.

Thanz for attention.

Tata.



Petit,

Ann know your face very black n loooong now.

Smile la…

Ann kia kia one le…


Sunday, October 07, 2007

Wireless Crapz


Annz uni wireless is insane.

One min u can online.

Da nex min u are offlined.

Damn it.

WTF.

N now,

Cant online since Friday.

WTF.

Ann get really pissed off la.

WTF.

Purleese bear with annz vulgarity.

Ann juz cant tahan la.

WTH.

Thz god.

I can update now.

So much ann wanna blog about.

But da bloody idiot wireless spoiled all da thing.

Got no mood already.

Will update when mood is back.

WTH.