An A2

Annz frenz who went jungle trekking yesterday was missing in da jungle for a freakin' 5hours

Glad to know dat everythin' is alright right.

Thinkin' back, ann was relieved dat our trip to Similajau laz year was safe.

Ann collected pics from von, stil waiting for Andrew’s.

While waitin, ann post an entry regardin annz A2

Yeah,

Ann got dat for Chinese

Few years bac in SPM.

Watt?

Don believe ar??

Let ann proudlie present to u this.

Open ur eyes BIG BIG liddis O.O

Nah,

Can see not?

As if ann will cheat u liddat.

Many people hor,

Like u aLL,

Mati mati don admit annz A2.

Some even thought dat ann bought da A2.

Hey, c’mon la…

Ann won do dat.

If ann wanna bride hor,

Ann would got a A1 liao, ok.

U think very ez to get dat izzit?

Well,

As u guyz know hor,

Other subjects got mr. & mrs Ma backed up,

But,

Chinese??

NONO, ok.

So, those who got an A is really 真材实料.

Don agree with ann again??

@-@

To be frank hor,

Actuallie hor,

Ann got a secret weapon…

Wanna know??

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Haha…

Suspense abit ma…

Tada,

Intro to u guyz,

Ann personal Portable Chinese Dictionary,

Annz jimui since Form 1,

Her Chinese reallie GOOD one.

She got an A1 for Chinese, ok.

Thz Fen, miz ya.

Those who took chinses,

Knew therez 文言文(Chinese literature) part, right?

Ann neva know watt they mean…

When we answered,

We need to translate it into 白话文.

Ann NEVA do that

Coz ann reallie donno watt da heck they mean.

Ann just did some guessing,

Coz teacher once said,

‘If u donno watt they mean, u can still copy da part of 文言文dat u think is da ans, then at least can got half marks of da total marks for dat,

Ann verie good in guessing,

So ann alwiz get half marks

Let say if full marks is 5,

Ann would get 2.5,

Betta then nuthin right?

Not onlie ann did that,

Lotza frenz beside ann did dat too,

Maybe u did dat,

C’mon, admit that la,

Onlie u know I know la.

*winkz*

There are few frenz of ann that are a typical banene le…

One of them is petit (true identity is protected)

Let ann show u how typical banene he is .

One day,

While we were chattin via skype,

we were talkin’ bout downloadin’ songs from multiply website.

Then he asked ann for Mei Yee’s n John Tan’s website (which ann used to dl songs from)

N here it goes…

ann says: mei yee nw closed down liao

ann says: john tan chinese wo

petit says: Ooo

ann says: u understand mer?

petit says: nvm la

ann says: (chuckle)

petit says: nope

petit says: not other than 1 2 3 n human...

petit says: n my surname

ann says: :D

petit says: my own name oso dunno

ann says: (sweat)

ann says: walao

petit says: pathetic

ann says: ur mom n dad oso banene ar?

petit says: no la of coz

petit says: both can speak mandrin n canto

petit says: i oso can ma

ann says: speak nia

petit says: both read chinese newspaper 1 oso

ann says: read n write (thumb down)

petit says: haha

ann says: (chuckle)

ann says: den hw cum u cn b so banene le?

petit says: maybe i masuk primary skool chinese class too late... normally start during std3 but i std4 onli masuk

petit says: so dun understand a thing de

ann says: den secondary in malay sch ar?

petit says: yup

ann says: bt takan std 4-6 learn nuthin wo

ann says: u alwiz fail wan izzit?

ann says: (chuckle)

petit says: i quit afer a few classes

petit says: hehehe

ann says: :D

ann says: no wonder la

Nah,

If ann who can speak, write, n read Chinese is a papaya,

Den,

Watt petit who can onlie speak n don even know how to write his Chinese name is??

Super duper banene??

Ann juz simplie don understand WHY others think ann don deserve da A2.

So,

Ann go n ask people,

N dis is watt ann get.

Reason 1:

Ann speak WEIRD Chinese

Annz frenz say annz theory is no problem

Just that da practical part a lil’ problem.

They find annz slang a lil’ weird.

They say like Eurasian speakin Chinese.

Eurasian??

Good wo.

Ann is not Eurasian nor Caucasian,

Then ann can speak like them,

Not bad also, right?

Franklie speakin,

Actuallie ann also donno WHY ann speak liddat

So,

Ann earned some nick names

Like,

‘Onion’ (洋葱人)

‘Banene’ (香蕉人)

But some think itz inappropriate to use banene on galz (coz banene belongs to guyz. @-@)

Then they started to call ann ‘papaya’(ann wish havin payaya boobs though =P)

Reason 2:

Ann look guai guai dei

Do ann look guai guai dei?

Don think so?

*shakehands*

Coz ann don think so too.

*shakehands*

Look guai guai dei = donno Chinese?

U r so so WRONG.

Ann get an A2 ok.

Ann CAN speak

CAN understand

CAN write.

Ann deserve da A2.

Reason 3:

Ann made a lil’ mistakes

Reallie wo,

Juz a lil’ mistakes, but often.

As a result,

Ann become a laughter of others, for charity.

Em… Maybe nex time have to collect money liao.

N ann created some new words

Like,

Yuan wwwang

Bu seng

Then,

Ann would accidentallie speak til 走音(zhao sia)

Like hai2, (蟹-crab in Cantonese)

Ann will accidentallie say hai4, which is a vulgar…oops…

Ann reallie accidentallie one wo (innocentlie).

After aLL these reason,

U surelie think ann don deserve da A2, right?

But,

Ann reallie get dat,

Cui mer??

To mommies out there,

If u need a Chinese Tutor for ur child,

Purleese consider ann,

Ann might change ur child normal Chinese slang into a special Eurasian slang,

Sounds good hor??

Do contact ann,

016-6416000

Fees can be negotiated.