Hokkien Songs

If u are Hokkien lang ( like *cough* petit *sniff*)hor,

Very da sorry la.

Ann just simply cant stand liao.

Ann must voice dis shit out.

If not ann cant zzz man.

Dammit.

U just have to bear with ann,

If u wanna continue on dis shit.

Ann really think dat

Hokkien Songs are

FARKIN bu seng.

Ann knew there are some really nice one out there,

But donno WHY,

Ann just simply DON LIKE Hokkien Songs.

Last time,

Andy Lau sang da donno watt zhi ban nin .

Now hor,

More n more artists, let it be Singaporean or Malaysian.

Ann didn’t expect JJ also sings Hokkien songs.

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OMFG.

How could dat be right??

But datz farkin true ok.

One day,

So happened dat ann went up.

So happened dat kei was listening to his new song.

So happened dat ann heard it.

Da first thing ann asked kei was,

Are u listening to Buddha songs ar?

OMFG.

Really cant tahan le.

Even Yanzi n LeeHom are doing dat.

Singing Hokkien songs

*fainted*

To listen click on them - Yanzi & LeeHom

Ann knew Taiwan is a potential market.

Ann knew to enter da potential market,

Artists gotta ‘po’ those Taiwanese by singing in their lingo.

Ann knew they do dis for $$$.

Ann knew it very well dat artists are actually forced to do it.

Ann knew it very well too not to blame artists as they are just like dog lietening to their managers.

Dammit.

Ann knew they are nuthin wrong.

Ann just farkin cant tahan.

Thanz for attention.

Tata.

Petit,

Ann know your face very black n loooong now.

Smile la…

Ann kia kia one le…