A Not So Pleasant Night Awaiting

As usual,

Dis morning went jogging walking with kei.

Ann tols annz roommate yesterday night,

‘if tomorrow morning bout 6am, u still see me zzz-ing hor, purleese wake me up ar,’

Cause annz roommate went jogging too, with her frenz.

Dis morning,

Alarm managed to wake ann up.

Ann seem to immune towards handphone ringtones lately.

Annz hp is like when u receive a message, u gotta read it within 5mins.

If not, there will be ‘tot’ sound will be haunting u till u read it.

But, sometimes ann receive messages middle of da night

N ann is kissing with Mr. Chowz lengchai son,

U think ann could have heard da ringtone ar??

No way ok.

When u kissing till syiok syiok, how can u stop halfway right??

Very potong steam one u know…

Then after kissing, ter-zzz…

Da ‘tot’ sound could go on for 5 freakin’ hours

N ann was not aware of dat ‘tot’.

N once annz alarm rang one freakin hour.

N ann only responded to it after one freakin hour.

If annz roommate is reading dis, sorry to wake u up in da morning ya.

Blame it on annz alarm…

‘hey u alarm, u are damn noisy u know,’

‘Em..liddat ar? Next time I will just shut myself up la.’

If u eva do dis to ann, ann tell u, ur next place to stay is tong sampah, no kidding ok.

Sometimes really cant tahan annself.

Zzz like piggy liddat.

Sigh…

When ann woke up,

Annz roommate told ann dat,

‘yesterday nite hor, I heard someone singing u know, then I fast fast go n zzz already,’

WTF…

‘izzit u hear wrongly, someone else singing izzit??’, purleese say yes la…

‘nola, I heard da singing is in our room la,’

‘female or male voice o??’,ann asked.

‘a female one’,she replied.

Luckily.

A female one at least ann can bluff annself saying dat someone beside our room is singing.

If a male one, then is farkin scary can.

Ann staying in a female block, n could hear a man voice middle of da night. Watt da heck would he be doing here? If he is Homo sapiens sapiens.

=.=

Our fellow once told us dat,

If u saw any guyz here in our galz block,

Watt u should do is,

Scream ur hell out,’ ada lelaki !!!!!’

=.=

Eh, halo,

Whoever did dat hor,

Really insane.

People might think dat dis lady like very ‘suagu’ liddat le, never see guyz before.

Ok. Come back.

Ann told watt ann heard to kei.

‘WHY are u telling me dis?’

Kei is staying alone in 3^rd floor.

Ann just wanna share with her ma, never though dat she might be frightened.

Sorry gal.

If u cant zzz tonight, ann would go up n ‘mapo’ with u.

Stop thinking dirty u bastards.

WE ARE NOT LESBIAN OK.

DAMMIT.

Could ann zzz soundly tonight?

Ann doubted too…

Ann really bad in telling stories la…

But,

Itz AntzWorLd,

Annz bloggie,

Ann can just write wateva here…

Just bear with it ok.